Merry Christmas everyone!
Currently reporting from Honey's place. Last night's Xmas eve drinking session was overrated. Us bunch of teenies finished a carton of Carlsberg, a bottle + 15ml of Dimple, and 3/4 of my Jagermeister. We totally rock.
And thanks to that Honey bitch we received a thoughtful Christmas rose and a bimbotic picture. LOLs.
Anyways, Honey is complaining that I'm blogging in front of everyone. Cheh, how I know she bathe so fast loh.
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The Devil
5 alphabets. S-H-O-R-T!
Is that long enough for a description?
She's SHORT. (refer to real person, advisible to use a metre rule ONLY to measure)
She's a Copycat (refer to the first part of the description she's writting about me)
She's a Spoilt Brat (getting all the cool gadgets just by showing those goddamn "puppydogeyes")
She's Clueless ( put hell of an effort into designing in year 12 and end up doing commerce. WTF)
She's also a RETARD. ( too many evidences i don't know which to list)
And
She's also one helluva GREAT COUSIN AND FRIEND!
So if there are any guys out there looking for someone SHORT,copcycatty,spoilt, clueless, retarded and down to earth.
Here's your perfect candidate.
hanyi loves you and she knows you love her too :)
Is that long enough for a description?
She's SHORT. (refer to real person, advisible to use a metre rule ONLY to measure)
She's a Copycat (refer to the first part of the description she's writting about me)
She's a Spoilt Brat (getting all the cool gadgets just by showing those goddamn "puppydogeyes")
She's Clueless ( put hell of an effort into designing in year 12 and end up doing commerce. WTF)
She's also a RETARD. ( too many evidences i don't know which to list)
And
She's also one helluva GREAT COUSIN AND FRIEND!
So if there are any guys out there looking for someone SHORT,copcycatty,spoilt, clueless, retarded and down to earth.
Here's your perfect candidate.
hanyi loves you and she knows you love her too :)
Don"t Go There
Who's Cuter?
The Butterfly
8 alphabets. A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G. She's an idiot. Super big time. And she's a copycat TOO! She copied what I just said. She's gigantically tall, just so that you know I'm "SHORT" yeah. We simply love arguing with each other. Her passion towards PINK, is seriously killing me hardly! Just try looking into her closet. Everything's covered in pink. I could've die out of suffocation while digging for my singlet in her pile of poisonous pink drugs. And she has this addiction to butterflies, which also gives me a headache. Please don't make our new apartment a butterfly-fairy-tale look alike home. Amitofo. She had this crazy love towards Teh Peng last year while she was working in Add-On, and now, very quickly, turned her taste buds towards Limau Peng. You see. This kinda girl. Pfft. But don't tell her that I love her still <3
Han Yi"s Pink Box
The Amount Of Arguments Made
- December 2007 (6)
- January 2008 (1)
- February 2008 (1)
- June 2008 (1)
- August 2008 (1)
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